December 2009
The 700 Club - Pat Robertson Says:
deepwithfuture:
I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that’s the way it is, period.
The Constitution of the United States, for instance, is a marvelous document for self-government by the Christian people. But the minute you...
A list of things that changed my life in 2009
I started dating a highschool crush ( i have been out of highschool for 3 years)
I turned 21.
My best friend had a baby.
My dad got married.
I fell in love.
I knew how it felt not nowing how i was going to pay my bills.
I stopped going to school.
I bought a car.
I got so drunk I puked.
I spent halloween in Greenville, NC
I lost a best friend (not due to death, due to his choices)
I...
GAH!!!!
I am so ready to go home and eat my pico my lahve made me!!
my lahve = or-doesitexplode.tumblr.com
I want to design my own wedding dress. But I have one problem, I can’t sew. I can’t really draw either but i chicken scrath a sketch and give it to my mom who can draw amazingly. Bodda bing, my dress design has a blue print. Now my next problem, I need a dressmaker. If any of y’all can sew or knows somebody that can make wedding dresses, just let me know. my email address is...
How to go into labor in 15 easy steps.
dearbaby:
Now I know I’m still on the early end of the whole “The baby could come any minute now” timeframe - but when you’re sitting around with a fully cooked human being inside of you, the urge to move things along grows stronger by the day. And if you think my desires to have this child are bad, you should see my husband - He literally cheers at every contraction, has had several heart to...
my hands are so sore
or-doesitexplode:
from making 83478298 gallons of fresh pico de gallo in the past four days.
but mary ann loves it, so i dont mind so much.
however, typing is kinda difficult,
and my hands have tiny cuts all in them from the new knives we both received for christmas.
i never cut myself with dull knives.
the jalapeno and lime juices get in the cuts and burn like all hell.
but its worth it...
i make my corn with 100% butter
or-doesitexplode:
some would call this “unhealthy”
or
“fattening.”
i prefer “delicious.”
oh they were tasty!
Hey Laurennnnnn
If those thingys you are making for supper have beans in them, please dont put any in mine and dan’s thanks!
Alishan - water
pantspocket:
First, I think your Doc’s scale was wrong, but if you’re gonna try and do the 64 oz pee dance, here’s how:
Wake up. Down 8 oz. Right then and there. Don’t think. Just drink. This will also jumpstart your metabolism.
On your way to work and stuck in traffic? Sip water constantly. Gulp for every red light you hit. Depending on your commute, you should drink at least 8 oz by the time...
I am really starting to hate today!
hey mary annnnnn
or-doesitexplode:
redheadgazelle:
or-doesitexplode:
redheadgazelle:
or-doesitexplode:
redheadgazelle:
or-doesitexplode:
the bridal show is this weekend at the fairgrounds!
you got plans?
i do now! what time? what day?
saturday 9-4
sunday 11-4
the tickets are FIFTEEN DOLLARS a person though :/ im a little broke. like a lot broke.
...
hey mary annnnnn
or-doesitexplode:
redheadgazelle:
or-doesitexplode:
redheadgazelle:
or-doesitexplode:
the bridal show is this weekend at the fairgrounds!
you got plans?
i do now! what time? what day?
saturday 9-4
sunday 11-4
the tickets are FIFTEEN DOLLARS a person though :/ im a little broke. like a lot broke.
http://www.foreverbridal.net/bridal-show/expo.htm
oh well. im pretty sure daniel...
Oh no, call Bruce Willis →
This is very interesting.
hey mary annnnnn
or-doesitexplode:
redheadgazelle:
or-doesitexplode:
the bridal show is this weekend at the fairgrounds!
you got plans?
i do now! what time? what day?
saturday 9-4
sunday 11-4
the tickets are FIFTEEN DOLLARS a person though :/ im a little broke. like a lot broke.
http://www.foreverbridal.net/bridal-show/expo.htm
oh well. im pretty sure daniel would have said no. we are currently...
hey mary annnnnn
or-doesitexplode:
the bridal show is this weekend at the fairgrounds!
you got plans?
i do now! what time? what day?
Hey lauren:
or-doesitexplode:
redheadgazelle:
If i drive to your house tonight will you give me some pico? i am willing to drive that 30 min drive for some yummy fresh vegetables and cilantro all chopped together living heavnly in a lime juice bath.
Thanks!
i have a very small amount (this might last you like ten minutes) because i only made some for myself, but if you bring the required ingredients, i...
Hey lauren:
If i drive to your house tonight will you give me some pico? i am willing to drive that 30 min drive for some yummy fresh vegetables and cilantro all chopped together living heavnly in a lime juice bath.
Thanks!
i may or may not
or-doesitexplode:
be sitting here in my pj’s
eating some fresh pico de gallo
with the babydogs
watching price is right
may or may not. you are free to believe whichever.
i finished that bowl yesterday. i need some more… like NOW! NOW! kthanksbye!
is this real life?
or-doesitexplode:
i have been hesitant in posting this, because this is my real life, this is something so intensely personal, this is something so terrifyingly close to my heart..im scared to put it out there.
it has been 46 days since my last period. i am, give or take, over two weeks late.
yeah. freak out, right? i sure did. i didnt want to tell ben..just in buying the house and repairs...
formspring.me
simplyalyshia:
Why did you stretched your ears?
I did it cause I like how it looks. Like a fashion accessory or something.
ask away…
how did you stretch them?
What did chip guy expect?
Tostitos: I like my women the way I like my coffee.
Jet: Ground up and in the freezer?
SteveTheImpermeableHamster: Full of your cream?
Mistik: Hawt?
Dokterrock: What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
RaMTuFF: Quiet ?
Jet: Colombian?
Aimee: Hot?
Jet: From McDonald's?
djswift2k3: Black?
SteveTheImpermeableHamster: In a cup?
Jet: Spilt all over your lap?
Aimee: Cheap?
whiteboihere: Strong and black?
Tostitos: I hate you all.
Dear Father Time,
Could you please tell the clocks to stop ticking backwards. Tell the sun to stop standing still and if you dont mind while you are giving out orders tell 2:00 oclock to magically appear. thanks!
your fan!
mary ann
Y'all I am excited!
At 2:00 o’clock today I am getting off of work for the rest of day. I have to go to Raleigh and take care of business and I do not know how long that will take. Thats not why I am excited. I am ecited because Daniel is home from work early too. They had a short day today. So not only does he get to go with me to ruffle feathers in down town raleigh, we get to spend a week day...
When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll.
bearjewfacts:
When there’s the Bear Jew, you stop, drop, and get beaten to death.
via alexleefitz
If I were...
teatime-with-nikki:
plastictaz:laksjdhfg09:
If I were a day of the week, I’d be sunday
If I were a time of day, I’d be 9:00 pm
If I were a planet, I’d be jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a clown fish
If I were a direction, I’d be south
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a futon
If I were a historical figure, I’d be lydia chapman
If I were a liquid, I’d be...
What? is that a serious question?
The office is in full swing today. I guess I shouldn’t say full swing not everyone is here. Nonetheless there is quite a few people here. Of course everyone is asking about your holiday. What did you get? Did you have a nice break? Blah. Blah. Blah. I had this one lady who straight up asked me, “so how was your first christmas without your grandma?” I was thrown back by the...
chrismakkah 2009
or-doesitexplode:
overall, was okay. i was a hormonal mess, for reasons that should probably not be disclosed to the entire blogging world (but probably will anyway), but it wasnt that terrible. chrismakkah included, but was not limited to:
outbursts of crying that lasted 2-20min
turkey cooking
in-law difficulty
five layer chocolate cake that measured 7in in height
homemade liquor
mama...
"I have nothing against fat people. I really...
floatingintheblue:
what even
my mom has a thyroid problem and doesnt have health insurance so she cant take her medicine like she is suppose to. she has underactive thyroid which makes her obese.
pie0:
The Beatles - Here Comes The Sun
...
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I am pretty sure you should careless, but i felt...
This is going to be my first christmas without my grandma. I lived with my grandma a little over 13 years. When we didnt live together I was always over at her house. We were very close. For the last two years of her life it was just me and her. Like most of you know she died this past september. I thought I was going to be ok, and I have been. I also thought thanksgiving was going to be hard,...
